London - (Green & Unpleasant Land News): It's goodbye and bloody good riddance to all that Illuminati bollox as the UK's flagshit carrier is mothballed for posterity.
HMS Ark of the Covenant's RIP sees a host of dodgy Navy blue bloodlines scuppered in a new round of austerity cuts.
Hellfire Club bankers have refused to dole out any more $$$s while Philistine Captivity of the Ark conspiracies continue.
These promote Merovignian Line also-rans like Princes William and Harry - after whom the defunct 'Harriers' are named.
Last week a UK National Poisons Unit DNA test showed the royal princelings to be scions of Adolf Hitler via his various descendants in the House of Commons.
Under the previous Labour Administration these sordid impostors enjoyed a spectacular run on the public purse.
This has now reached hit rock bottom empty, next year's royal wedding nonsense notwithstanding.
Meanwhile plans to turn HMS Park Royal into a floating brothel and/or prison ship moored on the Thames fell apart last night.
Admiralty top brass say a massive great big hole in its hull will need fixing with a one-off sinking fund dole-out.
But it could be decades before enough money is raised via public subscription to fix the unfixable.
HMS Preposterous is probably next.
