A Government document left on a city bus has created shockwaves when it revealed that the whole current economic crisis has been manufactured by politicians as part of a master plan to clean up Britain.
The document, entitled Operation Gaw Blimey, show that the aim is to plunge the population into a 1940's style war mindset.
The hopes are that people will pull together as in "the good old days" and this will change the way that communities work together.
Plans include the reintroduction of a Home Guard who, instead of taunting invading Nazis with broom handles, will keep socially challenged yoofs at bay with garden implements.
Hoodies will be a thing of the past with the planned clothing rations, hoods being viewed as an unnecessary use of material, petrol rationing is hoped to put an end to joyriding and food is also due to be allocated according to postcode.
It is unclear whether ministers are backing the proposed random air raid warnings and mandatory pub singalongs round the old Joanna to keep the public spirits high.
The Prime Minister has so far not commented on the leaked document, preferring to "Keep Mum"
