Written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 21 November 2010

image for Bishop of Willesden jumps on bandwagon-speaking his mind about up-coming Royal Wedding
Bishop WHO?

"The Rt Rev Pete Broadbent, the Bishop of Willesden, chastised the "nauseating tosh" surrounding the announcement and likened the Prince and his fiancée to "shallow celebrities". "

Not to be outdone by the Pope getting headlines in the press for lifting the ban on condoms for Catholics...now the Bishop of Willesden is seeking his own publicity by making snide remarks about the up-coming Royal Wedding.

Could it be that the Bishop is merely 'jealous'? Either jealous of the Pope or the Royals. He knocks the Monarchy right, left and centre and obviously wants to grab some of the limelight they enjoy on a regular basis.

It's rumoured that the Bishop is a frustrated wannabe actor. He has auditioned for many parts, including various roles in the Harry Potter Series, with no luck. He obviously YEARNS to be a 'shallow celebrity' whose name is spread across front pages of the tabloids.

Well, that is preferable to hearing people ask "Bishop WHO?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more