Written by Xavier

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

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US artillery in Afghanistan

The Americans have admitted blowing up a kidnapped aid worker in Afghanistan whilst attempting to rescue her.

The incident has brought back memories of the Iraq invasion when only one British soldier was killed by the enemy, the rest were killed by American shelling and bombing.

We understand that all forces loyal to the allies have now been issued with Taliban clothing because it is felt they will be safer and less likely to be shot if they look like the enemy.

In the Iraq invasion they shot a number of journalists and pretended it was the enemy, who were 150 miles away and unarmed at the time.

The UN has declared the American military forces to be a weapon of mass destruction.

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