UK Father jailed for hosing down his son after he wet his pants?

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

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especially when it comes out of dad's hosepipe!

A particularly caring UK father had had enough of his boy child wetting his pants so he decided to really show the boy what wet pants are by hosing him down with cold water AAAAGH!

The only difference between the boy wetting his pants and his dad wetting them was: The boy felt a warm sensation trickling down his leg and the water out of the hosepipe just happened to be f*****g freezing

In court the father claimed innocence, he thought it was the best way to teach the boy that having wet pants was not nice, especially on dad's £500 pound Persian carpet. Unfortunately the judge saw the situation differently and gave the dad a 150 day suspended jail sentence.

The boy with the wet pants declared: "I love my dad but my dad doesn't understand the difference between a nice pair of warm wet pants and freezing cold wet one's!"

The pair of them have promised never to wet their pants again, kissed and cuddled and were offered a years long supply of nappies by Pampers, in X-Large, the boy is nearly ten by the way?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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