X-Factor hopeful is gonna win... Despite losing already

Funny story written by masterchev

Wednesday, 6 October 2010

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Budget Cuts on reality show mean Simon Cowell takes the bus to work.

UK betmakers have proven how clever they really are this weekend, having taken bets already about who's going to win the X-Factor.

Having seen the Final 12, betmakers across the UK have started taking bets on who's going to win. Many are backing X-Factor hopeful Gamu, who is line for a sensational return to the X-Factor having staged a mass Facebook protest outside Cheryl Cole's house.

Despite leaving the competition, Gamu looks set to be back after she was quoted as being "better than Jedward". Enough justification is fine for most of the judges.

Now if only she can put on an Irish accent. That way, she'd definitely be put through by Louis Walsh.

However, bookies are still taking odds for her: despite the speculation she'll be back. One betmaker from Norwich was quoted as saying:

"Everyone's a winner at the end of the day. But she'll win it. Cause she's not even in it. She's that good!"

Umm. Okay. Let's go with that...

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