According to ABC Good Morning America, Lady Gaga is protesting the recent findings that Viagra doesn't help women sexually. She began by parading on Times Square, showing a huge boner after everyone saw her a pill.
She was later joined by Cher's daughter, Stephen Bono, who recently had an operation to become male.
After Lady Gaga saw Stephen, she asked him to take a Viagra tablet also but after two hours, there was only a small budge.
"Forget it", stated Stephen Bono. "I just had the operation and the thing isn't working right. I've been pissing all over the bathroom but the surgeon says that it takes a little time to adjust. However, my balls have been tingling for a hour."
Meanwhile, Stephen Bono's surgeon, called him up right after he got off the street and gave him the sad news that the penis donor who was killed in an accident, was originally a woman.
"You got a secondhand model...no, a third hand model. We will correct it ourselves free of cost. Just come back to the clinic."
"Oh I'm heading back there alright", stated Bono (Who now prefers Boner). "And I'll be bringing my attorney."
"By the time my attorneys are through with him, I'll demand HIS balls as a back-up!"
