Exciting Prospects for Tory Conference

Written by j.w.

Tuesday, 28 September 2010

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Following the Liberal Democrat Conference, which has now faded from memory, and the Labour Conference which elected a new left of centre leader, David Cameron is preparing for an exciting Conservative Conference.

Unfortunately the whole Conference could be without Television coverage from the BBC, where employees sick of cuts are planning a massive boycott.

Sky workers are planning to join their brother workers in a show of solidarity which will astonish many.

David Cameron is not taking this sitting down. Specially trained Police will be manning cameras and unemployed graduates are being sought to assist in the broadcast of the Conference.

A snag has arisen because the Police assigned for the task are due for redundancy within months and the graduate students are organising a boycott of the strike breaking plan.

'This is an example of irresponsible trade union power' complained George Osborne 'the IMF has said we are on track to a better world. How can anyone want to sabotage this message?'

Currently talks about talks are under way at MI5, who are worried about the fallout should the Tory Conference become a fiasco. 'This is an attack on democracy' said Sir Appleby-Stodge, MI5 head of operations 'we shall be organising a full transmission to be televised when people have gone back to work. We will use hidden cameras.'

New Labour leader Ed Milliband was unavailable for comment and was said to be laughing over the matter, in private.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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