Pope encourages suicide bombings

Written by MonkeyInTheBath

Friday, 17 September 2010

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The Pope: gets the horn for exploding boys

Today, the Pope controversially spoke of his desire to see Christian suicide bombers.

In a speech to followers in London, he said "Those Muslims are getting all the attention by blowing themselves up. We Christians are being marginalised. The media won't pay us enough attention. We should follow the Muslim example and blow ourselves up. Suicide bombing is this century's fad, and if it helps us to increase the faithful then let us follow it."

"However, it would be un-Christian to blow up other Christians, so we must target infidels - people who do not believe in Jesus. It doesn't matter if they're atheists, Muslims, Jews or pagans. We must exterminate them! Just like we did in the war. I mean, the war against anti-Christianity. Not the second world war. I would like to point out that I do not agree with Nazi ideology, despite being a former member of the Hitler Youth."

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