Spoof Popemobile stunt staged by online bookies Aintgottaprayer.con

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 17 September 2010

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Impostor in the fakemobile 'had a Gaydar' tattoo under his cassock

London - (Pope-on-the-Ropes Mess): The cyber spreadbetting site's waggish stunt follows the release of stupendous 6/4 odds predicting the Pope will be thrown in the Tower of London following his evil Consort Queen Elizabeth's Yom Kippur death tomorrow.

Aintgottaprayer.con's replica Popemobile completed several laps of honor around Buckingham Palace, Downing Street and St Paul's before a Westmonster Council clamping unit locked it down.

Police then ordered Papal lookalike actor Dave Swallows to vacate the vehicle's plastic tower and hand over his faux vestments.

However, by the time the anti-terror rapid response unit's arrival, crowds had already formed by the fake charabanc and began protesting at 'police harrassment' of the Pontiff.

"How do the cops know they got the right man?" anti-Pope protestor Jock Ballcock asked reporters.

"Was it the 'Gaydar' tattoo under his cassock?"

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