Labour as an STD - Socialism Transmitted Disease.

Funny story written by SpoofyDoofy

Monday, 30 August 2010

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Can nothing can save Labour's cancer, a canker, a malignant disease worse the Gangrene, such as syphilis since Labour has become an STD - Socialism Transmitted Disease.

Labour lost touch with its core constituency many years ago. They no longer represent the hard working, wealth generating working people, but rather the idle and the disaffected, with their champagne socialist friends.

Labour have to explain to the electorate why they spent all the money in the good times, instead of putting some money aside to fix the roof when the next recession came. The upper working and lower middle classes will NOT be convinvinced for a very long time.

In the end, if Labour want to be a part of the 21st century, will they understand that the rest of the country are not beholden to the poor? Labour's constant haranguing about this that and the other, seems to send people spare, as they think that their entire life is an unending guilt trip.

At the moment, Labour can't frame a coherent synthesis of how different parts of society can gel in a way which people can buy into. Labour totally lost it in the past 5 years of their reign of 'socialist terror', because they shrilly told all who would listen that they knew best. When the electorate found that they didn't, Labour marginalised those who saw through them.

Rt Rev Bishop of STD (Socialist Transmitted Disease), has even given a brief Sermon;

"O Lord, save us from the Miliband droids and those other two robots Burnham and Balls. Whilst the Labour party consists of cloned dimwits, some of whom wave bananas around, make sure that these acts convince any normal member of the voting public that Labour are finished, and are best forgotten!"

"O Lord, if Miliband D becomes Labour leader, he'll show all the characteristic principles he's never shown and appoint Miliband E as his nepotistic deputy. Mother will be so pleased, as Labour will be truly and absolutely unelectable under them for the next fifteen to twenty years, perhaps forever, if they go bankrupt as Lord Fatpratt of Prezza has warned in his sermons!"

"O Lord. who will stand for the small businesses that build economies ? Who will simplify the tax system to remove the inequities that tax the poor? Who will eliminate the scourge of a welfare system that discourages the able-bodied from seeking work? Certainly not Labour."

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