Soccer Star In Super Injunction Named

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 15 August 2010

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Clue - It's Not Him This Time. And It Isn't Peter Crouch Either.

The unnamed soccer star who won a super injunction against a prominent Sunday tabloid newspaper preventing them from revealing intimate details in order to protect his privacy can now be named.

But Skoob Sports News can't do it here because of the injunction.

Doesn't take a genius to work out exactly who it is, who has a great deal he'd rather not have made public. But at this point in time, we can't reveal it.

Because we already did!

We told you this would happen a month ago.

We alerted the world to the story a month or more ago.

To find out what's really going on here you'll have to scour theSpoof.com archive, and that may just give you a clue. If you're not a regular reader - you jolly well should be.

We bring you the breaking news before the tabloids even get a whiff of it.

Go ahead - scour the archive - it's all there.

Always first with the truth.

More as we get it.

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