The Country was grieving this morning when it was reported that the Prime Ministers hair had dyed during the night.
Privi Coiffeur, Len Mincing was distraught.
"Oh! I tried to tell her not to put the dye in, but would she listen?! I said, look dear, your ends are split, your volume is too low and those extensions just wont hang on the thread you have left! Well, she stormed off and slammed the door on my eek, I thought, wait till you varda that lot in the morning!
Home Secretary Teresa Maybe was very evasive about the loss.
"David Cameron has noticed non brown hair in the past but decided to leave it to the course of nature. However, after meeting Cheryl Cole he decided to remove the non brown hair with traditional remedies. He ask the Privi Coiffeur to assist, but Len, as usual, would have none of it. So, David, being an ex Special Services Boy Scout, decided to dye....Sorry tackle the problem himself".
I managed to get an exclusive from one of Downing Streets top security guards, Quinten Crispaket.
"Well love, what can I say! One minute she had hair, the next its gone! She came screaming out of the bathroom, bald as a coot and threw herself on the sofa. Mrs Cameron comes in all butch and bolshi and says, got no sympathy for you, does a turn round and storms out. I'm standing there like a wet weekend in paris and offers her a fag. Shes sitting on the sofa shaking I'm holding the ash tray, who walks in? Len. Oh my god! Iv'e dropped me gun, Len starts crying and Dave's doing a div! Anyway, Len gave him the wig, and thats what he's wearing.
Prime Minister David Cameron has decided to donate the hair to medical science. Professor Vidal Sassoon has promised to find a cure.