Nick Griffin, chunky, cheery BNP leader attempted to breach Buckingham Palace security and gate-crash a party given by the Queen welcoming new members of Parliament including "Brokeback" stars Miss Piggy and Kermit alias, Cameron and Clegg!
Griffin clad in jackboots, brown uniform and a sporty new, tight lipped moustache attempted to enter the gates but was asked by security if he had an official invitation, he barked, " jawohl mein Herr!" and was promptly guided to the main entrance.
The Queen was informed about Nick and his entourage being allowed to enter, she then ordered a complete "blackout" of the Palace, a siren alarm and asked her other honored guests to depart via her stately wine cellars, secret passages and underground bunker built upon stolen plans from the Hitler bunker in Berlin.
The SAS was then asked to remove the "Scum" from the Palace so they attacked via helicopter, scaling down roped ladders, throwing smoke bombs, crashing through plate glass windows and generally wrecking the joint!
Nick, realising that all was not quite "kosher" (sorry Nick, that's Jewish) quickly escaped in his 1939 Mercedes accompanied by 2 panzers, on the way out he gave an interview to a shocked Paparazzi here his comment:
" I dont know what the fuss is all about, we weren't planning to Blitzkrieg the Palace until we had a majority!"
Our " Brokeback" cowboys were last seen running hand in hand towards Downing street in a state of shock and far from GAY!
