Brain Dead Killer's Number 1 Fan says "I'm Off"

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Friday, 16 July 2010

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A Govt Scientist estimates the brain size of Raoul Moat's Supporters !

Siobhan O'Dowd the Number One Fan of Psychotic Murdering Gunman Raoul MOAT, has defender her actions regarding her Facebook Site today, in an interview with the "Daily Balls"

She said, "Well er like Moat he was er like a decent bloke and Dad and that, you know what I mean. It was like the filth what made him take steroids and made him beat his daughter, and if that Copper hadn't 've stopped him he wouldn't have like deserved it an that. Coppers are shit and like it was really funny that he gave them the run around, he's like a hero or something for being so cool, I'd love to have shagged him and that but it's too late now. All Coppers are bastards and that"

O'Dowd an unemployed former College Lecturer and Labour Govt advisor on Law and Order, joins a rich history of Britain's "Intellectuals" defending vicious criminals.

We will never forget the London School of Economics naming their Bar after the much misunderstood Winston Silcott and of course former Prime Minister and current Peace Envoy Tony Blair supporting the IRA during his Colllege Years.

O'Dowd has told the press that she intends to leave Britain for somewhere much fairer, "I'm like leaving 'coz like everyone is being nasty to me for like speaking my mind; I hate the pigs they're all corrupt and evil so I'm moving me and the kids to somehwere that the Police treat people much better; maybe like North Korea or Belarus."

O'Dowd has apparently written a pamphlet about her experiences at the hands of an unfair British Society called, "Why Adolf Hitler was just misunderstood and the Yorkshire Ripper had a point".

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