The Lord Mayor of Nowhere was left red faced today after his trousers fell down during an educational seminar he was giving to a group of 8 year old schoolchildren.
The gaffe occurred as 56 year old Colin Cocksure, who is definitely NOT on the sex offenders register, stood to give a keynote speech on the facts of life.
Shortly after giving a brief description of the role of the male reproductive organ it appears that his pin striped trousers fell down, revealing a mass of grey pubic hair and wrinkly flaccid penis.
Parents and children gasped in horror as the Mayor's trousers ended up around his ankles. There were one or two stifled giggles but two children fled the hall in terror and one other was treated for shock at the scene.
Speaking after the event Cocksure said ""I wish to offer my sincerest apologies for any distress i may have caused today. In hindsight I should have worn a belt or braces. At the very least i should have had some underpants on" he confessed.
"The kids were meant to see some penile biology book diagrams, not the real thing. "I just hope this unfortunate event doesn't affect bookings for my second job as 'Nobby The Kiddie Clown'
Single mother of seven, Chantelle, 16, was horrified "That was no example to set the kids" she moaned. "He didn't even have a nice one either. It was like a Walnut Whip" she grimaced.
One man, who did not wish to be named, defended Cocksure saying "I hope this doesn't go against him. I've known Colin many years as a friend and colleague. He is an ever present at the chess club and a first class player at that. He lives for chess and his prized chess piece collection. In fact, on non match days he can often be found alone in a room polishing his Bishop"
