London Underworld Celebrate Budget!

Funny story written by armfeetandtoe

Tuesday, 22 June 2010

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Osmosis Osbourne, Eaton & Windsor Mob

HATCHET HARRY, of the South London Firm Said, "Wat a fukin result! This means the posh gits gets more lolly, so we can rob them of more money! It's a win win situation!

LEGS DIAMOND, from the West End, mused; "Nice, very nice, he's given us a nice touch that Cameroon bloke, we can really fix the casino tables, those mammby pammby rich basterds have got even more money to waste"

RAZORS RODNEY, from East London stated; "Those fukin nobs wont arf get it in their sky rockets wen me an my firm ave finished wiv em! This budget as taken us out of a recession, god bless u Cam me old china"!

GEORGE (Osmosis) OSBOURNE, of the Eaton and Windsor mob said; "I tucked them workin classes right up, an the mugs never saw it cumin! we was in an out wivout them knowin.
Stole the fukin lot, an fenced the lot to the nobs, class, pure class! An, the coppers ain't got fuk all on me....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA MMMUUUGGGSSS!!!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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