Three arrests as water fight in Hyde Park got out of control

Written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 7 June 2010

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Water is far too precious to waste

Three people have been arrested after a so called 'innocent' water fight took place recently in Hyde Park, London, England.

More than 1500 people were said to have taken part in the event in Hyde Park .

A spokesperson for 'Clean Water for Everyone' is quoted as saying, "It is outrageous that people should be 'wasting water' in such a way, when there are people in 3rd World Countries who cannot enjoy a 'clean' drink of water.

Now we have these 'louts' and 'yobbos' thinking this is bloody hilarious. I kid you not, they should be locked up without 'clean' water for a month. This might just knock some sense into these idiots."

Some people were injured in the 'water fight' but are expected to make a full recovery (unfortunately!)

It's believed that some of the revellers were suffering from 'water on the brain' whilst some of their 'comrades in charge of water guns' are believed to have 'no brains whatsoever'.

Some of the participants in this 'water war' are being taken away to an un-named location and will be studied by world class scientists in order to ascertain, which parts of the brain do, in fact, cause this type of behaviour.

It is hoped that the results of this study will bring to light important information which can be used, in the future, to help individuals understand that water fights are just NOT eco-friendly.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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