Written by Ritchie T

Thursday, 24 February 2005

The essex country side was rocked last night by a series of explosions police investigating the scene discovered that it was the work of suicide bomber foxes. A small hunting expedition ended in tradgedy last night when they were savagely exploded by a small batallion of kamikaze foxes.One survivor commented that the foxes struck the small hunting group with military precission and seemed to have operated in a well organised pack.

At least five huntsmen where killed and several others injured in this shocking and unprecidented attack. A special clean up team has been deployed to clear up the bits of horse and hound that scatter the countryside.This bizarre new twist in the hunting ban saga has the upperclass community on high alert, reports suggest that hunters are abandoning their traditional hunting methods of horse and hound favouring more extreme ways to slay the fox menace. One huntsman is said to have purchased severval ak-47 automatic assault rifles a cache of claymore mines an RPG and they are said to be using armoured transport while on their hunts. Huntsmen all across england are calling for the total eradication of the fox species saying they will use whatever force is neceessary to bring them down.
In a statement from the white house George W Bush said "Terrorism is terrorism be it by foreigners or foxes will will send a full batallion of U.S troops to deal with menace so help me god we will."
What could possibly make these foxes behave in such a sadistic and calculated way Lord Cecil Von Lugnut the III believes he has the answer " Its simple these foxes have been put through a vigouris training regime by a bunch of long haired hippie animal rights activists then loaded with high level explosives and strategicly placed round the countryside." A spokesman for animal rights simplely commented "What a load of tripe"
Denying all knowledge of the incident the activists are in support of the foxes new found self defence techniques.

Could these foxes be operating on their on initative prehaps they have learned to fight back after centuries of pericussion and if so will other animals follow suit and more importantly where did they get the explosives.

A full scalewar is about to break out in the english countryside man vs fox
who will be victorious,
who will come out on top
who cares

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Topics: Police, suicide

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