Subo fanatics "The Red Scarf Brigade's" Olympic Mascot design, shortlisted

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Friday, 21 May 2010

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Spokesman for The Red Scarf Brigade, Canuck William, is the in the middle of the back row above

The Olympic Committee have announced a shortlist of contenders for designers of the Olympic Mascot for 2012 and The Red Scarf Brigade's design is on that shortlist.

Spokesperson, one of the few 'male members' Canuck William, said that they had worked long and hard and through some nights to complete their design.

They took 'shifts' on the computer because their home-base fansite is still being auctioned on the internet and they still all had to get their 'daily posts' onto the site as well as some bids.

When asked why they had included the colour 'blue' in the design when it wasn't an olympic colour, Canuck said,

"Well, yes, on of our 'saner' members - one of the few 'sane' people who haven't been banned yet - told us about our faux pas before we sent the entry in. We painted all the blue bits red. The scripture verses were written in 24 carat gold."

When asked if he thought that Christian Scriptures should be part of a mascot for Olympic atheletes all over the world, with different beliefs, he answered,

"Well yes, we're not stupid, we thought of that and had an arabian member translate some in Arabic, a jewish member translated some into Greek and so and and so forth, to represent different religions."

Canuk was asked if atheists were represented on the mascot.

"Them?" said Canuck with great distain in his voice, "They can all go to hell in a handbasket".

With that, Canuck put on a pair of pants and stormed out of the interview room to type his daily fansite posts.

When asked if he would be putting in a bid himself for the fansite....he told me that his business was HIS business and he'd neither admit nor deny it.

Rumour has it that he is one of Subo's greatest admirers.

More as this story unfolds.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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