Labour attack prostitutes' customers not the prostitutes!

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Wednesday, 28 April 2010


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Extending their campaign of hate against heterosexuals, Jacqui Smith announced that the 'users' of sexual services would be targeted and not the 'dealers'.

Ms Smith said,"As part of our campaign to get as many men with criminal records as possible, we are criminalising male users of female prostitutes, but not the sweet innocent exploited and trafficked ladies themselves."

Ms Smith added,"It is clear from our research that there are vast armies of predatory men hunting through houses in the north of England looking for innocent women and persuading them to take part in disgusting sexual acts and paying them large quantities of money for doing so."

"The poor innocent women just cannot resist the barrage of fivers and are forced to do whatever the men want."

When this reporter pointed out the difference in approach with the targeting of drug dealers not users, Ms Smith explained,"well it's obvious - it is mainly male drug dealers and female drug users, so we have to target the men and leave the poor innocent women alone."

"As you should have noticed, it is Labour policy to only target men through the criminal justice system and downgrade any crime that women are more likely to do."

"This way, women can get away with murder (See Harriet Harman for advice on how to do so and distorted statistics to back it up) and men cannot get away with anything."

"Men should realise that under Labour, it is not a question of right and wrong, only how wrong you are."

This reporter notes that for the first time in history, only one half of an illegal contract is being targeted. You couldn't make it up!!

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