Hubble should zoom in on Uranus? Brown goes haywire!

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Thursday, 29 April 2010

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That Gordon Brown called us old folk bigots, I would give him a kick up the arse

Gordon Brown is the sort of guy that anybody with any sense would like to give him a good boot up the arse.

Even although these walkabouts for television purposes are staged and the people they speak to are picked in advance

Brown still managed to really piss of an elderly lady who had been a Labour voter all her life by saying she was a bigot when he went into his car after the interview.

Brown visited the Royal Observatory, yesterday and although a scientist tried to explain the planets in the solar system, Brown did not have a clue just like he has not a clue with finances, that's why the national debt has doubled since he became unelected Prime Minister.

While he was at the observatory we did observe a Tory watching proceedings as the scientist talked to Brown. Everything was going OK for Brown until the scientist said "Hubble should zoom in on Uranus". Well with that all hell broke loose and Brown attacked the man and left him badly injured.

As he left Brown was heard to say "Who set me up with this guy he is more interested in saving the Universe than voting Labour, don't set me up with any more smart arse's, I just need to speak to someone who says yes Mr Brown".

Brown is due to take part in the third leaders debate in which he is sure to finish third of three for the third time. Just as well that OAP is not allowed to take part or he would finish fourth of four.

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