Brown: I Was Misquoted

Funny story written by Nogger

Wednesday, 28 April 2010

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Gordon is looking "de feet" square in the eye!

Gordon Brown is facing another controversy today after allegedly referring to a member of the Rochdale public as a "bigoted woman".

"Did you see the size of here shoes, they were enormous, she was at least a size nine, possibly a nine and a half," explained the visually impaired PM.

"I simply stated that she was a big footed woman," he went on.

"I was halfway through a packet of Toffo's at the time, so it's entirely possible that you may have misheard, but that's definitely what I said. You have my word on that, and you can put my word in the bank," he finished.

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