Pope Benedict wants Richard Dawkins to be under house arrest when he visits UK

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 25 April 2010

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The Pope who is due to make a visit to the UK, wants Richard Dawkin's, the Atheist Professor, to be put under house arrest for the entire time of his visit because Dawkin's has threatened to do a citizens arrest on the Pope, for his cover up of the thousands of paedophile priests.

Maybe its one of the conditions of being a Priest, that they only seem to get paedophiles. Dawkins, believes The Pope, should be charged in his part for perverting the course of Justice. There's always a lot of perverting when Popes, and Priests, are concerned.

The Pope, is also concerned about any demonstrations by Protestants, or Atheists, and would like to see a restriction on their movements during his visit.

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