'Fourth Protocol' raid suspected in Dr Liam Fox burglary

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 23 April 2010

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London - (Spooks): Was a recent UK TV airing of the cold war spy movie 'The Fourth Protocol' the inspiration behind a burglary at shadowy Tory defence secretary Liam Fox's home?

Police reports have said the break-in at the South East London home included the theft of his Skoda car and a personal laptop containing 'sensitive election campaign info.'

No diamond necklaces appear to have been taken.

And there is absolutely no suggestion that, unlike 'Protocol' UK government official 'George Berenson', Fox had filched classified NATO documents and was burgled by an MI5 maverick agent.

Some years ago renegade MI5 whistleblower David Shayler said in a TV interview that he'd been hounded out of his job by spook bosses after uncovering sinister derring-do's among Tory wannabes.

He described Dr Fox as a wolf in wolf's clothing with 'exotic' connections to Hong Kong horseracing interests.

Disgraced MI6 spook Richard Tomlinson also claimed that the list of 116 MI6 agents published by US conspiracy douchebag Lyndon LaRouche 'contained the aliases of notable Tory Party members.'

Tomlinson's other revelations include the alleged existence of a secret Parliamentary unit called 'The Excrement' which carries out hit jobs on behalf of the Queen.

Piers Brosnan's portrayal of 'Protocol' KGB agent Major Valeri Petrofsky has been halied as a movie industry classic.

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