Malcolm McLaren buried at Highate Cemetery next to Jane Fonda

Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 22 April 2010

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The cortege eventually arrived at Highgate looking like a toned down circus act on mescalin.

London - (RIP Mess): A plot reserved for the Kray Twins' PR guru was hastily sequestered by the McLaren family following a tense stand-off between HM tax inspectors and the Public Records Orifice in Kew.

McLaren, 69, was buried next to 70s movie diva Fonda in an area of Highgate Cemetery reserved for Karl Marx, Princess Margaret, the Gambinos and Pope John Paul II.

Earlier the funeral cortege trawled the cocaine-strewn streets of Camden Lock where nine out ot ten shops are trading on the proceeds of organised crime/class one drug dealing.

Last year sixty seven leather jacket and general bondage shops were operating along the infmaous High Street, selling high-grade pharmaceuticals under the counter in true Camden Lock style.

Hundreds of fans lined the streets this afternoon as the funeral procession wound its way towards The Roundhouse and Marine Ices and up Haverstock Hill where bemused Hampstead luvvies marvelled at what all the fuss was about.

At Belsize Park one of the magnificent funerary stallions dumped a steaming twenty pounder on the Old Town Hall zebra crossing just as a class of six year-olds was practising its Highway Code.

Up Rosslyn Hill and on the Jack Straws' Castle the cortege picked up pace into a brisk trot arriving twenty minutes later at Highgate looking like a toned down circus act on mescalin.

Dame Vivienne Westwood is the 6/4 fav to join McLaren - shortly - outside the Pearly Gates.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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