How a man's drinking Buddy became his stinking body

Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

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A worker at the address yesterday

Alan Derrick hid the body of his friend for ten years after he died because he feared being evicted from his council flat.

His friend Dennis Pring, apparently died ten years ago and Mr Derrick, hid the body under a sofa for all that time.

Basil Brush commented on the case yesterday by saying Mr Derrick moved out the flat because Mr Pring, became Mr Ming, you could say his drinking partner became his stinking partner BOOM! BOOM!

How a body can lay undiscovered for ten years is beyond belief can you imagine the smell when workers went in to clean the flat up.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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