Brown, down and out

Written by Barwood

Sunday, 11 April 2010

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No more papers Mr Brown

The big question circulating Westminster today was has Gordon Brown thrown in the towel and knows he will not be Prime Minister on May 7th. This came about as the Prime Minister dropped in to his local newsagent Petty France News London S.W.1 and cancelled his newspapers.

Mr Ranji Patel the owner of the newsagency said that on Thursday Mr Brown came into his shop and settle his paper bill and cancel his papers.

The Prime Minister who every day used to have The Sun, The Star delivered to 10 Downing Street plus Escort magazine every month also got Chat and Take a Break for his wife Sarah. Mr Patel continued that the P.M had also told him he had cancelled the milk.

Alistair Darling had earlier also cancelled his newspapers. When two of the top politicians in the country cancel their papers it makes you wonder.

David Cameron was unavailable for comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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