Harriet Harman Flavour Crisps to be launched

Written by Lightning Conductor

Thursday, 8 April 2010

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Harman astride a "Windmill Pudding"

A well known Crisp manufacturer from Leicester plans to launch a new range of Politically Flavoured Salty Snacks to poke fun at those that seek re-election!

The first flavour to be launched will be "Harriet Harman" flavour Dorito's!

Our reporter earlier tasted one and said that it was similar to Salt & Vinegar only "More Spiteful".

A secret mix of herbs gathered from third world countries was used in the production & is apparently so "Diverse" it made Ms.Harman extremely moist upon reading it.

A spokesman for Wankers Crisps tells us that if sufficient interest is shown in the new range of salty snacks they may well diversify into fatty puddings.

Rumours abound that Sunshine Desserts of Cheam are secretly working on project "Twin Tub".

The long awaited & hugely over budget, John Prescott inspired "Windmill Pudding" (you'll get some if it goes round)could well be the market leader as austerity food is set to be the next big thing after the election.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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