Ant & Dec warned off for wanting to join the Geordie Nationalists Party

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 7 April 2010

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Anthony McPartlin, & Declan Donnelly, otherwise known as Ant & Dec,the comedy duo from Newcastle wanted to join the Geordie Nationalist Party to get a fairer deal for Geordie's but they have been warned they could lose their lucrative TV deals, if they join up with the Geordie Nationalists.

This is nothing new it has been happening in Wales & Scotland for years. People with any talent must conform to establishment viewpoint or their career will suffer accordingly.

Singers and television presenters in Scotland for more than 30 years who failed to comply with the bullying tactics were dismissed from their jobs and not allowed on television. The only Scottish person who they have failed to silence is Sean Connery who as an International Film star always speaks in favour of Scotland's right to be Independent.

Its very sad that the only way they can keep this so called United Kingdom together is with bullying and brainwashing.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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