Another politician has come clean about his tax evasion scam, but he explains it very well!
"Look" he said, "if they are daft enough to elect me I am game for anything. Do you think my parents paid for my education to work for a living? Good God no! That I should get my hands dirty, when there are suckers out there who are without my education!"
He went on, "The royal family actually get paid for doing sweet F.A. And I wanted some of that action, can you blame me."
And then David Cameron went on, but it was complete crap as usual!
This is from a journalist who is just doing his job, but goodness, I think I am loosing the will to live!