Davis-Mothman Air Base jet cemetery 'conceals vast UFO retro-engineering lab'

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

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Aerial imagery of the Davis-Monthman base, Oliver North wing

Arizona - (X-Files): Officially the gigantic 'Boneyard' recycling silo is run by the USA's 309th Aerospace Maintenance and Regeneration Group.

But beneath the vast desert hangars lurks a massive subterranean NASA complex shielding the $100bn cutting-hedge President George W Bush Spacecraft Recovery Program lab.

The hush-hush spaceworks took over from NASA's former Groom Lake/Roswell HQ as the nation's top UFO retro-engineering facility 'shortly after 9/11' according to Pentagon sources.

Up to 4,000 mothballed planes parked in the sandy desert above are regularly harvested for metal processing in an extraterrestrial 'replicator machine' found on the Moon during the Apollo Landings.

The repliocator turns aluminium, steel and other aeropsace metals into isotopic hybrids similar in composition to extraterrestrial elements used in the construction of an vast ET craft dubbed The Big Bird.

This trophy UFO was discovered in a hidden alien hangar deep beneath the Arizona desert some time during President Richard Nixon's 'Watergate' scandal.

Former US Air Force, Navy, Army and the Coast Guard craft - including outdated bombers, fighters, drones, helicopters, training planes and cargo aircraft - provide the bulk of salvage material used in the 'replicator' experiments.

General Al Haig RIP, Nixon's Deputy Assistant to the President for National Security Affairs, took the credit for the Big Bird find and was fast-tracked into taking over as NATO Supreme Commander (1974-79) by way of a reward.

Haig's subsequent appointment as CEO of United Alien Technologies Corporation ensured Davis-Mothman Air Base's super-classified status and secret Pentagon funding.

The desert research station is protected by the International Space Station's cyberhacker programs aimed at deflecting Chinese military espionage.

Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon is shitting bricks.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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