Nessynappers face life behind bars

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 28 March 2010

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It's feared that the Nessynappers, at present free on bail, will be facing a life behind bars. This fact is enivitable say both their defense and prosectution.

If they are indeed, found guilty of Nessynapping, they will each receive a sentence of 'Life behind bars'.

What this means is that they will have to visit 3 bars per night at which they will be required to drink 2 vodkas, 3 pints of beer and 2 cocktails of their choice.

This is to be their punishment for messing with Nessy and stalking Subo, forcing themselves on the residents of Blackburn and having IQ's below 60.

It is hoped that this will 'loosen them up'. Rid them of the 'pickles up their bums' and give them the massive headaches they've been giving us lately.

The same 'punishment' is to be bestowed if they are, for whatever idiotic reason, found to be innocent. If they ARE found to be innocent, the 12 jury members will be subjected to the same fate.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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