London - Police are investigating complaints by a number of female workers at a local airport. Male customs officers asked a number of females to 'try out' the machine simply by standing in it and allowing them to take an X-ray photo.
"Cor blimey, look at the top b*****ks on her," was one comment overheard by a female worker who it must be said is rather well developed in the chest area. The 25 year old Brazilian cleaner bizarrely named Miss Pussey Ferull, is said to be distraught at the fact somebody mentioned how colossally large her boobs were.
Another lady involved in the picture taking session was Irene Baxter, a 57 year old spinster from Bexleyheath who volunteered. Irene told us "One cheeky bastard shouted 'Look at the fried eggs on her ironing board!' which left me deflated." We asked Irene why she volunteered knowing the guys would be able to identify her 'fried eggs' and she told us "well any comment at 57 years of age is still a comment!"
Police have told us they will not be taking any action because some of the cleaners shouted at the male customs employees. 'Where's me magnifying glasses and 'look at that chipolata' were comments apparently shouted by Irene and Miss Pussey.