Bleakley told go to France

Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 13 March 2010

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I tried chapping a door with my beard nobody heard me either

Adrian Chiles told Christine Bleakley his co presenter, on that boring show The One Show to go to France so she did.Apparently they have not being getting on for some time Chiles even started trying to grow a beard to try and annoy Bleakley and then eventually told her "Why don't you go to F F France".

Bleakley took up the challenge and yesterday she did it, she water skied to France setting off from Dover at 7.46am.

After arriving in France she described the trip as "utter torture rather like having to sit next to Adrian Chiles every night of the week".

She settled down in a local hotel because she was so exhausted. Later she was told by one of the hotel staff that a man was chapping her door with a beard.

No wonder she never heard him!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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