Brown Banking On Argentine War To Win Election

Funny story written by Atticus Finch

Wednesday, 17 March 2010

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British Premier Gordon Brown is banking on Argentina invading the Falkland Islands prior to any election - thus ensuring a victory for Labour after Britain responds with Nuclear Weapons.

Brown along with MoD Top Brass has hatched up a plan that involves the UK responding to any invasion by launching a Nuclear strike from one of the Royal Navy's Trident submarines currently of the coast of Argentina.

Brown reportedly told his cabinet "When the Argentines invade we will respond not by sending our already overstretched troops to the Islands but respond with the ultimate deterrent - our nukes!"

Argentina is reportedly ordering the evacuation of two major cities - Mendoza and Cordoba - in preparation for any attack.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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