London - (Fraudian Slip): Whitehall shrinks assessed the 'psychologically floored' Prime Monster as mostly harmless and said he posed only a 'trivial risk' to the public, according to newly published archives.
The analysis paved the way for the mad-as-a-hatter son of Queen Elizabeth and Pope Joe Ratzinger to be released on licence from Barlinnie Nut House with the new, eco-friendly ID of Gordon Brown.
Prepared in 1975 the assessment states "the risks to the public are so trivial that strictly in relation to that perspective, immediate release would be justified".
This week an update on the original analysis says Brown, 69, fooled the best of 'em after adapting to his new environment.
"Call it an artform if you like," Government Psychiatrist-in-Chief Dr Bonkas commented.
"Gordo's rehabilitation is a work of genius."
