Venables/Thompson connection amid MPs' 'Omagh IRA cover-up' fury calls?

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Tuesday, 16 March 2010

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Blair made the decision to limit intelligence 'in the national interest' according to a TV documentary

London - (Subterfuge Mess): Is a corrupt government espionage unit involved in the Venables/Thompson fiasco?

And can anyone find a connection to classic intelligence howlers like the WMD dodgy dossier, the disappearance of Shergar/Lord Lucan/MoD laptops, etc?

MPs are livid. And today they began demanding to know if rogue spooks are shielding perpetrators of the Omagh bombing outrage as the annual Irish pilgrimage to Cheltenham racecourse gets into full swing.

No one has been convicted of the 1998 Northern Ireland atrocity about which a BBC Panorama documentary claimed 'massive cover-up and whitewash.'

The TV report said government's listening station GCHQ 'had monitored suspects' mobile phone calls as they drove to Omagh from the Irish Republic on the day of the atrocity' but was never passed on the the RUC or NI counter-terrorism units.

Commenting on MPs' disgust UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown said today Tony Blair's refusal to share intelligence over the 1998 Omagh bomb in which 29 people died 'was about national security' and limited to sensitive individuals only.

Calls for the restoration of hanging for corrupt politicians on the make were heard ringing loundly in Whitehall corridors this afternoon as the row intensified.

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