MasterBait Games have announced that they are countering the news that the British public are bored of board games.
"We realise that modern parents no longer have the time to spend with their children playing Monopoly for thirty-six hours straight, and nobody has ever really understood how to play Cluedo. Therefore we will be releasing a range of adult games, aimed at the 'After the Kids are in Bed Market'."
First off the production line is Lewd-Oh! in which the aim of the game is to get to 'fourth base' by manoeuvring all one's tokens into the oppositions erogenous zones. Group tests with two consenting couples with broad imaginations have proven successful, if not suitable viewing for minors.
In an echo of childhood memories, MasterBait will be releasing a variation of Buckaroo called Fuckaroo in which a variety of sex toys are to be balanced on a vibrating dildo. A series of cards will provide suggestions on how to use the toys once the dildo has 'popped'.
Another interesting twist on an old game is Connect-Whore, where two pound coins are placed in a grid, until enough are arranged in a line for the loser to sleep with the winner, whilst Pricktionary is a series of lewd diagrams designed to titillate and arouse the players (for up to 8 players).
Speculation is rife on how to play Mono-polygamy and Snakes and Trousers, whilst leaked documents indicate Riskè appears to be a strategic dating game. What MasterBait will admit is that KerSpunk will be coming soon.
