The Lib Dems, home of lesbians, Gays, hairdressers, unemployed Ballet Dancers, Bono and Sir Bob Geldof, amongst others, has promised "Real Change" in their manifesto.
Nick Clegg, their fab leader, has promised this historical feat in a stirring speech at his parties spring conference.
Explaining to his awake party members, Waldo the Shaggy Dog, woffling, and Felix the horny Gay cat, renowned and honoured for wearing his green wellies whilst accompanying Nick the Dick (the rest had fell asleep), Nick gave the following, wow, speech:
"I, Nick Clegg, will devote my life to change, I promise all of you and the rest of the country so much change it will sweep aside everything that has been before, The Lib Dems are dead, I admit this fact and promise to withdraw them!"
Felix and Waldo gave a thunderous applause waking the rest of the congregation, they all stood up and gave rapturous applause too, agreeing with Nicks manifesto unanimously!
On the way out Nick was asked about his future, "I've just bunked it with that other streamlined, smooth piece of crap, David Cameron, and that's all I'm saying and don't miss my life story in the 'News of the world' including German Gay scandals with Guido Westerwelle, love him, ooh"
