Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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Heads we hang them tails we let the Daleks get them

Jon Venables, the evil murderer, has lived a life of luxury with everything paid for by a government of complete arse holes.

Evil Venables, together with his accomplice Robert Thompson, brutally murdered two year old James Bulger in 1993 after torturing the helpless two year old beforehand.

A Ministry of Justice spokeswoman said that Venables has been recalled to custody following a breach of License conditions; whatever the hell that means. The people have a right to know what this evil scumbag has done.

Meanwhile the Daleks have come up with the best solution yet for Venables and Thompson, EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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