Tory Party to Move to Belize

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Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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Following revelations that Tory Party Paymaster, Lord Ashcroft, hasn't paid tax in years, David Cameron announced that today that it will move Tory Party Headquarters and all Tory MPs to Belize "sometime next month".

The announcement follows criticisms from electors that it was "one law for the very rich and another for ordinary people in Britain nowadays".

The Party believes that, by moving to Belize, it will show that Tories believe in equality and that no one should pay tax if they can possibly avoid it.

"Let me stress that there is nothing illegal in this move", said a spokesman for Cameron.

"We intend to run the country from afar by making substantial donations into Labour Party Funds whenever Conservative interests are involved"

Labour has denied any wrong doing by the Tory Party saying that the matter was a personal one for Tory MPs and that the public should not become involved in things they do not understand.

(c) Wrongeurs News Agency

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