Alistair Darlings au pair has been sacked from her job for forgetting to flush the loo at No 11. The 19 yr old, who also worked as a part time Swedish model, (38-23-38)and cannot be named for legal reasons, was caught short, after eating a super hot vindaloo curry on her lunch break. She then went on to pebble-dash the Chancellors private loo, with half digested chicken tikka masala and chips.
At the time if the incident the Chancellor elevated the country's security status from ''High'' to ''Severe'' and finally to ''Imminent'', and had no choice but to call in the Security Services Bio Weapons Unit, as he thought that No 11 had been infiltrated and was under attack from terrorists or maybe loyal backbenchers.
The Chancellors wife, Maggie 64, who locked herself in the broom closet, had to be sedated when she open the bathroom door and was caught in the face by an aftershock of the au pairs rumblings. She was taken to Basildon Hospital where she was later released unharmed.
The au pair was taken top security Paddington Police Station, where anti-terror police questioned her for 7 days, under the new terrorism laws. She was later released without charge and returned to Sweden red faced and red bottomed.
A spokesperson for No11 stated that ''a female member of staff had ''lost her job'' due to ''differences'' between her and the Chancellors wife, Maggie.
