Subo culture course leaders visit Miss Boyle's home

Written by Nae mair crap

Thursday, 25 February 2010

Following a successful first meeting to discuss Miss Boyle's role in the BA in subo culture course, the Scottish spinster invited the McLuz back to her quaint home in Blackburn, West Lothian. They were joined by McQueen of Skye, who reportedly could only say OMD!!, OMD!!, OMD!!. This is believed to be the ladies normal excited reaction.

Miss Boyle and her guests enjoyed a noisy few hours during which the McLuz consumed a half bottle of her usual malt and McQueen of Skye entertained them by singing into a hairbrush while Miss Boyle stuck to her usual lemonade and taught McQueen her trademark wiggle. The McLuz and McQueen of Skye were reported to be visibly shaken as Miss Boyle called out her by now infamous "Piersy baby" while demonstrating her wiggle and while practising the wiggle like a pair of numpties called out "Jeemy babe".

Miss Boyle later showed her guests an enormous pile of unopened mail bags stored in an outside shed at her home. Two enthusiastic subo fans, both UK ex pats now living in Canada, were hard at work rattling down hundreds of red woolen scarves, before immersing the wool in a giant vat of purple dye. The scarves are reported to have been sent as a result of a group message on a fansite ordering every member to inundate Miss Boyle with gifts of red scarves that she could distribute to her needy Scottish neighbours.

One of the fans, known only as A-M was heard to say " I don't know whether I'm coming or going, I can find the thread to begin unravelling once but then I lose it and have to go searching all over again". A reliable source in Cornwall added that this was nothing new even without a drink.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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