Written by Earl Grey

Saturday, 20 February 2010

image for Revealed: Just Why All Those Disabled Bays Are Empty
Look where I had to park!

Ever gone shopping and been unable to park in the car park? Ever seen a dozen empty disabled parking bays? Now the Daily Fascist can reveal why. It is because not every disabled person in your area goes to the shops at the same time as you. The crafty sponging ripples actually try to have a life outside of going to the shops. Don't they know that they are disabled?

Stig O'Treacy, Car Parking Director of Wandsworth council said "My hands are tied." After we untied him, he said "We have an obligation under the law to cater for everybody, not just tabloid newspaper hacks who want to park their car. Disabled people are a much valued part of our diverse community." We then fed Mr O'Treacy to the dogs.

We now urge the government to deliver car parking for middle class white able bodied people as a priority. We want the next election fought on the major issues which matter to us all.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Cars, Parking




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