Written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 14 February 2010

image for Man banned from bus because he was carrying a tin of tartan paint
Yellow paint not allowed either but Tartan Paint is the hardest paint stains to remove

Brian Weekly was banned from boarding his local bus in Paignton because he was carrying a tin of tartan paint.

The bus driver told Brian he could not travel on the bus with a tin of tartan paint because it was against company policy.

Mr Weekly argued its ridiculous the paint is in a sealed tin so I don't see what the problem is I am an old age pensioner and yet they let yobs on the bus eff-ing and blinding.

A spokesperson for the bus company Paignton Buses said we don't allow paint on buses in Paignton, particularly Tartan Paint.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Bus, paint

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