Brown goes to Tarot Reader and gets the Hanged Man

Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

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If he had used ordinary cards he would probably have got the Ace of Spades known as the death card

Gordon {I am Still Klinging On to power} Brown went to visit tarot reader Psychic Tony from Tottenham in London today to see if he could get good news about his election chances.

After shuffling the cards Brown handed the cards to Tony for his interpretation of the cards which were drawn in a ten card spread one of the most popular methods used by tarot readers.

Hard as Psychic Tony from Tottenham tried he could not give Brown a good reading from the cards drawn for example the card that falls in position seven refers to the questioner in his present position card drawn THE FOOL, the card that falls in position nine refers to thoughts that will come to the mind of the questioner in the near future card drawn THE HANGED MAN and the card that falls in position ten the final result shows the outcome and the card drawn was THE LIGHTNING STRUCK TOWER.

Looks like he is out of number ten his days are numbered.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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