Thirty years for The Three Profiteers and the Parasite Peer

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 6 February 2010

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The House of Common Criminals

John Wright a writer and specialist in crime is outraged along with millions of other people that only four MPs are to be charged out of the hundreds who fiddled their expenses and stole public money.

John reckons we should give them all thirty years in jail and confiscate their ill gotten gains. He is now organising a petition to get them prosecuted and sent to jail where they belong.He also wants the House of Commons to be renamed the House of Common Criminals.

John believes the Labour party actually means Liars Arrogant Bastards Obnoxious Unscrupulous Rogues because none of them show the least bit of remorse. The three profiteers are Elliot Morally Wrong, David Cheater and Jim Devine.

If only there was some divine Intervention they could be blasted to hell.

As for Lord Hanginnfield, I say they should take him to a field and hang him.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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