Upright MP "Dopey Dismore" alias Andrew is investigating the MP's expenses scandals and now has been caught himself with his "red hot fingers in the till!"
He has defended himself by admitting "I am a dopey Dismore, what shall I do, I plead not-guilty."
The house of Commons, whilst having a certain amount of sympathy because of Andrew's "dopiness" still have banned him from the investigation.
Now the Britsh Parliament is in a massive dilemma especially after appointing MP's with "red hot fingers" to catch other MP's with the very same "red hot fingers" and they always tend to wander into the "TAX PAYERS TILLS"!!
Anyway a solution has been found, as from today in-mates sitting in the "High-Security" prison, Broadmoor have been sent all receipts and documents pertaining to the scandal!
Hopefully the in-mates can at last offer their services to the British Tax-payer and pay off their debts to society by catching the dishonest bastards called MP's!!