Government Homeless Policy Viewed as Shite Following 'Bum-Chum' Scheme

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Saturday, 30 January 2010

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A government policy which aims to alleviate homelessness by encouraging members of the public to befriend hobo's has been branded 'a load of shite' by a group of men in white coats.

The 'Bum'Chum' scheme was being pushed as a new way of involving the neediest members of society with the mainstream community but reached several major stumbling blocks.

"For one thing, it was a load of shite", claims one of the leaders of the men in white coats, "calling something 'Bum-Chum'? What a load of bollox"

Many eager local people signed up to be 'Bum-Chums'.

They had planned events where they would 'bum each other' around the city.

But many homeless men were fucking freaked out by the whole silly carry on.

"I'm homeless, mate, but I don't want some sick fucker bumming me!", said Boxcar Barry, 45.

The men in white coats - who have been active in the community taking note of weirdo's and suchlike for many years - said that the homeless should be left alone and not bothered by do-gooding twats.

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